#!/bin/bash set -euo pipefail echo "=== [1/5] Installing essentials ===" sudo apt update sudo apt -y upgrade sudo apt install -y qemu-guest-agent util-linux haveged ethtool lshw dmidecode echo "=== [2/5] Enabling qemu-guest-agent ===" sudo systemctl enable --now qemu-guest-agent echo "=== [3/5] Trimming filesystems ===" sudo fstrim -av || true echo "=== [4/5] Creating conditional NIC tuning script ===" TUNER_SCRIPT="/usr/local/sbin/conditional-nic-tuning.sh" sudo tee "$TUNER_SCRIPT" > /dev/null <<'EOSCRIPT' #!/bin/bash set -euo pipefail HYPERVISOR=$(systemd-detect-virt) BROADCOM_FOUND=$(lspci | grep -i "broadcom" || true) if [[ "$HYPERVISOR" == "kvm" && -n "$BROADCOM_FOUND" ]]; then echo "✅ Broadcom NIC on KVM detected — applying NIC tuning" for nic in /sys/class/net/*; do name=$(basename "$nic") [[ "$name" =~ ^(lo|vmbr|tap|veth|docker) ]] && continue echo "→ Tuning $name" /usr/sbin/ethtool -K "$name" tx off rx off tso off gso off gro off || true /sbin/ip link set "$name" txqueuelen 10000 || true done else echo "❌ Skipping NIC tuning — not KVM with Broadcom NIC" fi EOSCRIPT sudo chmod +x "$TUNER_SCRIPT" echo "=== [5/5] Creating systemd service file ===" SERVICE_FILE="/etc/systemd/system/conditional-nic-offload.service" sudo tee "$SERVICE_FILE" > /dev/null <